G (320003@1)G (320003@1)                     CI (x32010@1)couldn't sleep so I      took a pill
          D (xx0232@1)                       Emwith (022000@1)a dirty glass of water from a      low pressure hell
G (320003@1)                             CSomeone (x32010@1)buy a round before my      liver fails
D (xx0232@1)                 Em (022000@1)  and you know it      will

CHow (x32010@1)many of you will be     (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba)
                     Dleft (xx0232@1)to make a scene
G (timing is weird feeling) C
at my funeral party
C (x32010@1)                        DSet (xx0232@1)my soul at ease by spinning wire
       Gas (320003@1)I lay on my side
                       C (x32010@1)cause it's the earth which I have known since birth

EmSo (022000@1)clap your hands if you wanna be
               B (x2444x@1)                        Cthe (x32010@1)little princess who finally gets the pony
                             Dor (xx0232@1)the one that steals the life from me
Em (022000@1)                                   BWith (x2444x@1)that long sleeve thrift you found in Grand Forks 
                   C (x32010@1)         Dto (xx0232@1)cover up your track marks

Em (022000@1)                        BCuz (x2444x@1)when you finally come down
                              Cthe (x32010@1)pony you've been riding around town 
                   Dturns (xx0232@1)out to be a man

Em (022000@1)                   B (x2444x@1)                   C (x32010@1)     DAnd (xx0232@1)then overheated crimping iron burns your hands again

CHow (x32010@1)many of you be will be 
                   Dleft (xx0232@1)to drink whiskey
G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)       at my funeral party
C (x32010@1)                      DRemember (xx0232@1)to bring your flask
               Gand (320003@1)pour a shot for 
            Cyour (x32010@1)dead homie

Em (022000@1)                       B (x2444x@1)     C (x32010@1)       DShake (xx0232@1)your ass around my casket

Em (022000@1)                       B (x2444x@1)     C (x32010@1)       DShake (xx0232@1)your ass around my casket

Em (022000@1)                       BShake (x2444x@1)your ass around my casket
                    C (x32010@1)                 Dand (xx0232@1)bring your beach blankets
Em (022000@1)                BVolley (x2444x@1)balls, wine coolers
C (x32010@1)                         D(End (xx0232@1)with one strum)
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