Tabbed By Angel H
October 15, 2005


Biss: G5 D5 A5 C5 C5
Verse: E5 C5 A5 C5

E5                                                                 C5
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.


A5                              C5
She's the perfect cook, and she's fat-free.


E5                               
She's been to private school, and she speaks 


A5                              
perfect French. She's got her perfect friends,


      C5
oh, isn't she cool.


E5                              C5
She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve.


A5                                      C5
She's more than you deserve, oh she's just far



better than me, hey hey.

G5       D5                        A5     C5                                               
So don't bother, I won't die of deception.

G5              D5                         A5     C5                       
Promise you won't ever see me cry.

G5              D5                         A5     C5
So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting.

G5              D5                          A5     C5
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine.

C5
So don't bother, be unkind.


I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.


I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?


She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.


I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.