Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Capo: 1
F: xx3211
C: x32010
A#: xx3331
D#: xx6343
  FI (133211@1)wake up on the wrong side of my floor
   CMy (x32010@1)clothes still smell like the night before
      A#Where (x1333x@1)am I?
                      CWhy (x32010@1)am I talking to myself? (Self)
           FI'm (133211@1)like a fat-kid running through a candy store
       CLike (x32010@1)a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
    A# (x1333x@1)                            CWhy (x32010@1)can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
        FI'm (133211@1)not trying to be a saint
        CI (x32010@1)don't wanna be president someday
         A#I'm (x1333x@1)just trying to make my way 
CYeah (x32010@1)                FI'm (133211@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  CI (x32010@1)can't do nothing right
                A#I'm (x1333x@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
         CIt (x32010@1)ain't no ones fault but mine
                FI'm (133211@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  CI (x32010@1)can't do nothing right
                A#I'm (x1333x@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 
          CSo (x32010@1)if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
FOops (133211@1)my bad 
  CI (x32010@1)never said
    A# (x1333x@1)        CI'd (x32010@1)ever get it right

Da da da da da
   FMy (133211@1)girlfriend told me that she wants a break
         CAnd (x32010@1)that being with me is what turned her gay
       A#What's (x1333x@1)with me?
                             CWhy (x32010@1)does this happen all the time? (Time)
           FI'm (133211@1)like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
           CI'm (x32010@1)like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops 
    A# (x1333x@1)                            CWhy (x32010@1)can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
        FI'm (133211@1)not trying to be a saint
        CI (x32010@1)don't wanna be president someday
         A#I'm (x1333x@1)just trying to make my way
CYeah (x32010@1)                FI'm (133211@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  CI (x32010@1)can't do nothing right
                A#I'm (x1333x@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
         CIt (x32010@1)ain't no ones fault but mine
                FI'm (133211@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  CI (x32010@1)can't do nothing right
                A#I'm (x1333x@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
          CSo (x32010@1)if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
FOops (133211@1)my bad 
  CI (x32010@1)never said
    A# (x1333x@1)        CI'd (x32010@1)ever get it right

Da da da da da
FI'm (133211@1)just a bad luck charm
CTo (x32010@1)blame when things go wrong
A#Been (x1333x@1)cursed since I was born
   CMaybe (x32010@1)one day I'll change
    D# (x43121@3)    A# (x1333x@1)  CFor (x32010@1)now all I can say
Yeah
                FI'm (133211@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  CI (x32010@1)can't do nothing right
                A#I'm (x1333x@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 
         CIt (x32010@1)ain't no ones fault but mine
                FI'm (133211@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  CI (x32010@1)can't do nothing right
                A#I'm (x1333x@1)sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 
          CSo (x32010@1)if you fuck up all the time

Let's all sing
FOops (133211@1)my bad 
CI (x32010@1)never said
A# (x1333x@1)            CI'd (x32010@1)ever get it right
FOops (133211@1)my bad 
  CI (x32010@1)never said
    A# (x1333x@1)        CI'd (x32010@1)ever get it right
FOops (133211@1)my bad 
  CI (x32010@1)never said
    A# (x1333x@1)        CI'd (x32010@1)ever get it right 
               FDa (133211@1)da da da da da

Ah fuck it