Tom: G5

Intro: G5      G5      C5      C5

       G5      G5      C5      C5


Verse
G5                  C5
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
G5                       C5     A5
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
( A5 )            C*            G5    A5
He wears his members only jacket
( A5 )                C5                 G5
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies

Chorus:
D5                        E5
And all the white folks shake their asses
D5                  C*  G5
Looking for the two and four
C5                       G5
I'll have mine in martini glasses
E5            D5            G5            
Cause I can't take it anymore
G5      G5      C5      C5
(cool lead riff)

Verse
G5                          C5
These are the days of empty kitchens
G5                              C5    A5
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
( A5 )            C5              G5    A5
I think she's found a new religion
( A5 )            C5             G5
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew

Chorus
D5                  E5
And all the rich kids shake their asses
D5                  C* G5
Looking for the two and four
C5                                G5
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
E5            D5            C5
Cause I can't taste it anymore
C5          D5            G5
No I can't taste it anymore

Break:
G5      G5      C5      C5

G5      G5      C5      C5
(cool lead riff)
G5            C5

G5            C5

D5            C5      G5

D5            G5
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment)

Verse:
G5                       C5
My friend Gregg says it's all good
G5                             C5    A5
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
( A5 )                  C5      G5    A5
Now everything is going half-price
( A5 )                  G5
So look at all the money we saved

Chorus
D5                  E5
And all the politicians shake their asses
D5                  G5
Looking for the backdoor
C5                               G5
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
E5                  D5          C5
Cause they don't like the boys no more
C5            D5            G5
No and I can't take it anymore
G5      G5      C5      C5

G5      G5      C5      C5
(cool lead riff)

(end cold on 
G5 )

RIFF:
Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley (dan@dbromley.freeserve.co.uk)
h = Hammer on
p = Pull off
The Acoustic riff:
e:---3---1p0---0------ | 
B:-----3-----3---3---- | 
G:-------------------- | 
D:-------------------- | 
A:-------------------- | 
E:-3------------------ | 
Or
e:---3---1p0---------- | 
B:-----3-----3h5p3---- | 
G:-------------------- | 
D:-------------------- | 
A:-------------------- | 
E:-3------------------ | 
The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right)
e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0--- | 
B:--------------------------------- | 
G:--------------------------------- | 
D:--------------------------------- | 
A:--------------------------------- | 
E:--------------------------------- | 
A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars
[Such as the one on the track].)
e:--------------------------------- | 
B:--------------------------------- | 
G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0----- | 
D:-----4----------4--------4---2--- | 
A:--------------------------------- | 
E:--------------------------------- |