TAB BY KKAT757 6/8 time Standard Tuning eadgbe G5 = 320003 C5 = X32010 D5 = X54030 Verse 1: G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 D5 (repeat progression) She calls me up when she's feeling gay Tries to make me come down like she does every day When I get to her door she says, "No one's at home" Says, "I don't want you here but don't leave me alone" She says, "I hate you, I love you, I'm sick I'm queer, you're here, let's frolic C5 D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 D5 Marry me tomorrow" Verse 2: She comes up to my door and she's got nothing on She stares blankly at me, I stare blankly at her She eats nothing but fruit, I eat nothing but her So I pull up her panties and she starts to shiver And says, "It's cold out, I'm naked, don't touch me I hate you, I love you, please hold me Marry me tomorrow" Verse 3: She plays sports in the winter and I hate the snow Tried to take her away but she wouldn't go She says, "Everything's here I need, don't go away 'Cause if you leave me I'll have nothing" She says, "Don't leave me, stay with me, hello Goodbye, just die, but don't go Marry me tomorrow" Verse 4: She pisses me off when I'm already pissed And she kisses me when I don't wanna be kissed But the sides of her cheeks taste like strawberry bliss And her tongue makes me dream of longing to be her lisp She says nothing She just kisses me and says, "Marry me tomorrow"