Not sure if you would really perform this but here it is:
No Capo
Chord progression:
E,B,C Sharp and A
Just fit this into the song these are all the chords in the song always in this order

Check
 This song goes out to all my Twitter fans
 I love you

 I still remember the first time I heard about Twitter
 I thought: What the hell is this? Is this
 something I should even consider?

 Just when I was getting the hang of
 Myspace page
 But now no one's even checking
 Well I guess that was the Myspace phase

 Hmmmmm

 Well now I got the phone app
 I can post my twitpics
 And follow Kim Kardashian
                       (No music here. just vocal, the same every-time)
All I really know is ninety thousand people's a lot

 And now I'm talking shit
 Saying think I should keep for myself
 Like what I'm doing in the bathroom
 And the details of my sexual health

 It's kind of funny that my account still isn't veryfield
 If I get to a hundred thousand then maybe I won't be denied

 Hmmmmm

 Now I know the lingo
 I can even hash tag
 And RT all my friends' tweets
 All I really know is ninety thousand people's a lot


 Yeah that's a lot of people
 90.000 followers
 Thank you so much
 All of our fans, everywhere

 In Canada, USA, Mexico, Brazil, Venezuela, Argentina, Uruguay, Praguay,
 everywhere in South America and Central America, you guys are amazing


How about a shout-out to all our fans in Europe,
 We've got tons of people out there!
 We've got Spain, Italy, France, UK, all the Scandinavian countries: Sweden, Norway, 
we've go people in Denmark, Switzerland.
 What's up Russia!

 A big shout-out to our fans down in Africa, and also in Australia, New Zealand, down 
under, what's up baby!

 Everyone in Japan, China, Signapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, all over Southeast Asia.

 We love you!
 Peace out!

 We'll see you on tour!

 (Lyrics was added by verousek179

 Lyrics was corrected by Bumblebee )