Skankin Pickle
My Hair
by Michele Gutierrez

C (x32010@1)            AmSet (x02210@1)my alarm, to wake me at eleven, 
F (133211@1)                       Gthe (320003@1)sun was shining in my face when I awoken. 
C (x32010@1)                           AmMy (x02210@1)mom yelled at me that my friend was here at seven,
F (133211@1)                   GI (320003@1)just rolled over, prayed that I was dreaming. 
C (x32010@1)                     AmI (x02210@1)knew I wasn't when my dog bit me on my nose. 
F (133211@1)                   GCrawled (320003@1)out of bed, slipped a felt hat on my head. 
C (x32010@1)                AmI (x02210@1)ran downstairs, saw my friend was standing there, 
F (133211@1)                    Glooked (320003@1)in the mirror, saw my hair was everywhere.
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[Chorus]
F (133211@1)             GYou (320003@1)talk talk, you talk about the future. 
F (133211@1)                            GHow (320003@1)you think that it's funny if they've got no brain. 
F (133211@1)                   GDoesn't (320003@1)matter if they've got no hair. 
F (133211@1)                  G (320003@1)                          C (x32010@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G         
Doesn't matter if they look like yarn, Look like yarn 
            C (x32010@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
look like yarn

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[Spoken]
C Am F G
Oh, Lynette! I thought we had a deal: 
You cut your hair and I go out with you. 
You didn't cut your hair! I'm gonna go out with my grandmother. 
She's dead, Lynette, I'm gonna dig her up and go out with her. 
Go! I'm outta here!

[Chorus]

C (x32010@1)                 AmWent (x02210@1)back upstairs, and looked into my mirror. 
F (133211@1)               GIn (320003@1)my reflection, I saw it so much clearer. 
C (x32010@1)            AmI (x02210@1)didn't know, that I was so ugly, 
F (133211@1)                            Gif (320003@1)it was dark in Central Park no one would even mug me.

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