Since you don't have any SNFU tabs yet I thought I'd get the ball rolling.
  This is cannibal cafe off the album "...and nobody else wanted to play."

  chords used

     D5   B5   G5   E5   A5
  e-------------------- | 
  B-------------------- | 
  G--7---------------2- | 
  D--7---(b9)--5---2---2- | 
  A--5---(b9)--5---2---0- | 
  E------7---3---0----- | 

  Intro
  D5 B5 G5

  Chorus

  D5                      B5         G5     D5 B5 G5
  Funny I'm not familiar with this taste

  D5                        B5       G5     D5 B5 G5
  I said are these ribs or is this steak

  D5                                   B5         G5      D5      B5 G5
  Well I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewin'

  D5               B5      G5       D5     B5 G5
  I said holy fuck, it's another human

  Verse

  D5             E5
  Come with me, I'm on my way

  B5           A5
  to the cannibal cafe

  D5                     E5
  Won't you come to the only place

  B5                              A5          D5 B5 G5
  Where you could be the special of the day

  D5                   B5          G5
  There I was chokin' this thing back

  D5                           B5         G5
  When I realized that it was someone's hand

  D5                         B5         G5
  The only way that I could possibly tell

  D5                                B5      G5
  Careless cook did not remove the finger nails

  (Chorus)

  D5                          B5          G5
  The food ain't bad and the food ain't good

  D5                    B5       G5
  Don't dare order the leper's foot

  D5                         B5        G5
  I recomend the ass of the farmer's wife

  D5
  Fair and tender not so greasy

  B5            G5
  Heavy on the cellulite

  (Chorus)

  That's about all.  Listen to the song to get the timing.  This is by far the
  easiest SNFU song I know of.  If anybody has any SNFU tabs out there, please
  post them.  Any questions, comments, cuss words, write me.

                                                           enjoy
                                                       Dane 
Dane Green