A5              D5
come the day i lose my marbles
A5              E5
walk me gently to the stables
A5           E5     D5
sit me in a comfy sofa
A5        E5      A5
wheel me out to graze

A5                  D5
when i'm dragged before the jury
A5               E5
plead for me if i'm deemed worthy
A5                E5       D5
steal a song and sing it backwards
A5              E5         A5
yodel till the cows come home

D5
1 you'll get a bag of clues
A5
2 do you need much more
   E5                              A5
or 3 do you just want to play the numbers
D5
4 you'll get it on a plate
A5                 E5
5, 6, 7 and 8 all said one skeleton is all you're getting
better rattle it along while it's got
a bit of muscle on it

(and so on.....)

when it comes my time to snuff it
play complete control and abide with me
fill a pine bungalow with whiskey
shove me where the sun don't shine

come the day i lose my marbles
lead me gently out to graze
steal a song and sing it sideways
yodel till the cows come home
just want to play the numbers

do you
do you want to play the numbers