Key: Ab
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Intro: Ab Cm Eb F# Fm x2
Verse 1:
Ab Cm Eb
I have a story a bitter anthem
F# Fm Ab
For everyone to hear
Cm Eb
About this kid who just don't like me
F# Fm Ab
And that's a solid fact
Cm
They say he's hunting
Eb
me and as you see
F# Fm Ab
I'm all swelled up with fear
Cm
Cause I can't get
Eb
him off my back
Chorus 1:
F# Fm
If you see
Ab Cm F#
Jordan if you see Jordan
C#
He makes me
Ab Cm F#
Sick he makes me sick
C#
High school's
Ab Cm F#
Over high school's over
C# Ab F# C#
And you still won't quit
Post Biss: Ab Cm Eb F# Fm
Verse 2:
Ab Cm
You tried to fight me
Eb
down at Tyler's beach
F# Fm Ab
And man I think that's great
Cm
You nearly cried and
Eb
said to yell at you
F# Fm Ab
Like I do at all the girls
Cm
You drove home real
Eb
quick did you make it
F# Fm Ab
In time to masturbate?
There's one too many
Cm Eb
of you in this world
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Guitar Solo: Ab Cm Eb F# Fm x4
Verse 3:
Ab Cm
You say it's chivalry
Eb
well it's jealousy that
F# Fm Ab
Led us to this song
Cm
Won't play it often
Eb
just at least until
F# Fm
You're gone
Ab Cm
You'll stop at nothing but
Eb
the real thing and everything
F# Fm Ab
Up to that's pretend
You tried to
Cm Eb
brainwash all my friends
Chorus 2:
F# Fm
If you see
Ab Cm F#
Jordan if you see Jordan
C#
He makes me
Ab Cm F#
Sick he makes me sick
C#
High school's
Ab Cm F#
Over high school's over
C# Ab F# C#
And you still won't quit
Ab
Fuck you Jordan
Cm F#
fuck you Jordan
C#
You made me
Ab Cm F#
Sick you made me sick
C#
High school's
Ab Cm F#
Over high school's over
C# Ab
I don't care if
F#
you dye your hair
You'll always be a
C# C#(hold)
little red head bitch!
Ending Solo: Ab Cm F# C# x4 Ab(hold)
