SON OF DORK
TICKET OUTTA LOSERVILLE [ACOUSTIC]

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1,2 Let’s Go! 

C, F, Am, F

C
When I go to sleep I pray 
C
I’m waking up to I got you babe 
F
Like the guy from Groundhog Day 
Am                 F
Just wanna live forever this way 
C
Flash back to seventeen 
C
I Got my ass kicked by the football team 
F
Another Loser on the scene 
Am             F
Editor of the chess club fanzine 

Am           F                 C      G
I asked you out for losing truth or dare 
Am              F      G    F               Em F G
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes 

C                       
Pinch me, is this real?
                         F                                     
I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville 
                           Am
Now I’m off the social flat line 
                         G
Things are so good that I’m  
                F                G
Taking down my star trek shrine 
                            F              
And you’re more than just a valentine 
             G                    
You’re my ticket outta loserville 

C, Am, F

C
She gives me butterflies 
C                                
Says I’m not like all the other guys 
F                           
Doesn’t care what car I drive 
Am              F   
She still enjoys the ride 
C
When I got to sleep I know 
C
That you’ll be there tomorrow 
F
And it gives me vertigo
Am              F
It was just a week ago that

Am           F                 C      G
I asked you out for losing truth or dare 
Am              F      G    F              Em F G
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes 

C                       
Pinch me, is this real?
                         F                                     
I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville 
                              Am
Now I’m off the social flat line 
                      G
Things are so good that I’m  
                F                G
Taking down my star trek shrine 

C, F, C, F

C                       F
You blew me out on a Sunday night          
           C                        F
You were bored to tears pretending 
C                               F
Knew what you wanted and I’m nothing like the 
C                   F
guy in your happy ending 
G                        Am      F
Well you were wrong to lead me on 
            G                Am         F
Now in the night I wake up screaming 
G                     Am          F                    
Where the hell did I go wrong? 
G
Where’s Scotty when you need him? 

C                 
Pinch me, is this real?                         
                         F            
I’m on a one-way ticket back to loserville                 
                        Am
Heading for the social flat line                 
                    G
Things are so bad that                 
                    F                 G
I’m dusting off my star trek shrine 
C             
This is where it ends and I can taste the glory 
F           
How can I depend 
                      Am
On a better story, made it,                  
                   G
blew it, couldn’t save it,                
                  F                   G
Think about her all the time                           
                           F              G
It’s like I never had a valentine                   
                      F                  G
So I guess I better kiss goodbye  
         G
To my ticket outta loserville

C, Am, F, C