Intro:  C5  A5  D5  G5  (repeat)

C5           A5             D5 
Harry, it's good of you to stay 
     G5           C5
Hear every word I say 
    E5            C5
And not just duck away 

A5                               G5                B5
God, these drinks are something warm and watered down 
                              A5              A5
Barkeep, how 'bout some ice, hey, Harry sit back down 
C5                              C5          G5  
Say, that little thing there's fine from behind 

Chorus:
C5             C5         G5        C5      
They all look good after three or four, 
   F5                                                          C5
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
   Bb5           C5       Bb5      
of anything, no more of anything 
F5                                                       C5
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more 

For months, for years, 
Tits were once a 
source of fun and games at home 

    C5       A5    D5            G5       
And now she says, tits are only there
   C5        F5     C5
to feed our little Joe
   F5         C5      F5   G5
So that he'll grow into a man 

Harry, it's really rough at home 
I've caught her on the phone 
Hey, who's that on the phone? 

Oh, that's no one dear, The standard sort of line 
Harry, you know me well, You know that I'm not blind 
Hey, you ain't been drinking Don't you know I'm buying? 

Chorus 

How well I know 
Tits were only there for fun 
and games at home 

And now she says... 

God, the room is spinning round hey, drive me home old pal 
God, you sure get around Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home 
Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home 
Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more 

It's all so good after three or four(3X) 

Chorus 




by: Jos? Duarte