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Monkey's Paw 

I've been driving awhile you know and 
I just got back a coupla minutes ago and 
Too many people were on the road and they 
All were in my way 

I say "ack" and you say "aww" 
But I'm really upset by what I saw 
And if I had a monkey's paw 
I'd wish them all away 

I saw this woman on Oprah's show 
She had twelve kids all in a row and they 
Each grew up to have twelve of their own 
And they'll all get in my way 

Sometimes I wanna sit at home and 
Lock their world out of my own but they'll 
Find a way by mail or by phone to 
Still get in my way

The chorus is just the last line of every verse repeated x4