Chords Used: F F7 Bb7 Bbm Am Gm7 Bb


Intro: F

F                   
God, I dreamed there was an angel
F                   
Who could hear me through the wall
F7             
As I cried out, like in Latin,
F7              
"This is so not life at all.
Bb7            
Help me out-out-of this nightmare"
Bb7              
Then I heard her silver call.
Bbm
She said: "Just give it time, kid.
Bbm
I come to one and all"

F
She said: "Give me that hand, please,
F
And the itch you can't control.
F7
Let me teach you how to handle
F7
All the sadness in your soul.
Bb7
Oh, we'll work that silver magic
Bb7
Then we'll aim it at the wall"
Bbm
She said: "Love may make you blind kid,
Bbm
But I wouldn't mind at all."

         Am  
It's the bitch of living (bitch, just the bitch)
         Gm7
With nothing but your hand. (just the bitch, yeah)
         Bb
Just the bitch of living
         Bb
As someone you can't stand

F
See, each night, it's like fantastic
F
Tossing, turning, without rest,
F7
'Cause my days at the piano
F7
With my teacher and her breasts;
Bb7
And the music's like the one thing
Bb7
I can even get at all
Bbm
And those breasts!
Bbm
I mean, God, please just let those apples fall

         Am
It's the bitch of living (bitch, ah, ah, ah)
         Gm7
With nothing going on (nothing going on)
         Bb
Just the bitch of living,
         Bb
Asking: what went wrong?

Am
Do they think we want this?
        Gm7
Oh- who knows?

F
See, there's showering in gym class...
F7
Bobby Maler, he's the best...
Bb7
Looks so nasty in those khakis...
Bbm
God, my whole life's like some test.
F
Then there's Marianna Wheelan,
F7
As if she'd return my call.
Bb7
It's like just kiss some ass, man,
Bbm
Then you can screw 'em all.

Bbm
Ah.........

         Am
It's the bitch of living (it's the bitch of living)
         Gm7 
And living in your head. (it's the bitch)
         Bb
It's the bitch of living
         Bb
And sensing God is dead.

         Am
It's the bitch of living (you watch me, just watch me)
         Gm7
And trying to get ahead. (I'm calling you one day)
         Bb
It's the bitch of living
         Bb
Just getting out of bed. (all will know)

         Am
It's the bitch of living (living, living)(all will know)
         Gm7
And getting what you get.
         Bb
Just the bitch of living
         Bb
And knowing this is it.

     Am
God, is this it?
              Gm7
This can't be it
Bb             F
Oh God, what a bitch!