Verse1
    G5
She clings to me like cellophane
 D5
  Fake plastic submarine
 A5 
  Slowly driving me insane
    C5
But now that's over


G5
  So what if the sex was great
D5
  Just a temporary escape
E5
  Another thing I grew to hate 
    C5
But now that's over

Chorus:
C5        D5                
  Whyyyyy,    
E5              C5
why you always kick me when I'm 

C5    D5
 high

E5                  C5
Knock me down till we see eye to

C5    D5
 eye

E5           C5 
Figured her out I know she
A5               C5                         
May not be Miss Right but 
                G5
she'll do right now

D5    E5   C5

and so on....

Verse 2 (same as Verse1)
I used to hang on every word
Each lie was more absurd
Kept me so insecure
But now that's over

She taught me how to trust
And to believe in us
And then she taught me how to cuss ... that bitch!
It's over

Than:
A5                      C5
 You know I used to be such a nice boy 

And go on with the Chorus
 
Have fun, 
Sid