Too Many Sandwiches
Tabbed by Justin Robson
www.phonicslive.homestead.com

Chords Used;
D/F#      200230
G5        320033
C5        030010
A         002220
Em        022000
D5        000230


Intro:

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G----2-----2---2-------2----2--2-------| X2
D--4-----4---------4h5----4------------|
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D/F#
Shopping spree for the family tree,
G5                               D/F#                 G5
Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while,
D/F#
Too many sandwiches and wine,
G5                                     D/F#               C5          D5
Sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech,

D/F#
The band arrives, the granny's cry,
G5                                         D/F#
The singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth what a voice,
D/F#
Grandpa drank a drop or two,
G5                                        D/F#
And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man
C5 G5 D/F# G5

A                                  D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
    A                        D/F#  G5           Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
           A                 D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
A                                 D/F# G5              A
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
                          D/F# G5 D5 G5
And that's just tonight

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D/F#
The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs,
G5
The band's too loud, they're off downstairs,
D/F#                     G5
What a noise,

D/F#
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance,
G5
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance,
D/F#
The barmaid smiles
C5 G5 D/F# G5

A                                  D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
A                         D/F#     G5                 Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
A                           D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
A                                 D/F# G5           A
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
                             D/F# G5 D5 G5 (Let Ring)
And that's just tonight

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G------7----7------7---7--------7---------7----|---7---7-----7---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-7-7-7-|
D-1s^5----5----5--4---4---4--4s7---7---------7-|-5---5---5-4---4---4s7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
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E----------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------|

G5        D/F#
Ha na na, ha na na
A
Ha na na,
G5        D/F#
Ha na na, ha na na
C5 G5 D/F# G5

A                                  D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
A                         D/F#    G5             Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
A                            D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
A                                 D/F#  G5
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
Em  A               D/F#
Ha, Grandpa drank a drop or two,
A                                      D/F#       Em
His heads still sunk in the portaloo again,
A                          D/F#
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance,
A                                         D/F#  G5
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, tonight,
A
And the barmaid smiles

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d-2-2-2-2-2-0-|
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E-2---3-----3-|

Outro
  let ring            /\/\/\/\/\/\
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                        repeat to fade
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