Steven Lynch
Gerbil Song

Good old funny stuff, and easy to play.
Stupid Richard Gere.

A          G             D      C
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A          G              D     C
If Richard Gere can do it I can too
A       G          D        C
I get undressed, I start to lube
A           G             D          C
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
Bbm            Am
Wondering just how he’ll feel
Bbm	                    Am
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Bbm               Am
Careful now, he’s right beside me
Bbm               C
One more inch and he’s inside me
Dm   Fm    Dm   Fm  Dm Fm Dm Fm
Goooooooooo Gerbil, gooooooo
Dm     Fm      Dm     Fm
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Dm    Fm     Dm      Fm
Be my little chimney sweeper
Dm        Fm   Dm   Fm
One thing I forgot about
C          
How am I supposed to get 
       A    G     D    C
you out?
A  	G   	D   	C

A         G           D      C
So now my gerbil’s on easy street
A             G                D          C
It’s warm and cozy and there’s plenty to eat
A       G          D          C
The situation is beyond my control
A            G              D          C
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
Bbm              Am
I try crow-bars, I try wires
Bbm              Am
I almost had him with a pair of pliers
Bbm              Am
I try cheese but he’s not biting
Bbm                C
I wish this wasn’t so exciting
Dm   Fm   Dm    Fm  Dm  Fm   Dm  Fm
Goooooooooo Gerbil, gooooooo
Dm    Fm   Dm     Fm
Jesus I am such a sucker
Dm         Fm      Dm    Fm
Please get out you furry ****er
Dm      Fm   Dm      Fm
I think I am getting ill
C            
Suddenly he’s very
         A     G     D    C
very still                 
A     	G      	D     	C

A            G        D      C
Now it’s too late, my gerbil died
A         G             D     C
I guess I have committed Gerbicide
A             G          D          C
Here’s some advice, it’s very clear cut
A                G       D
If you love your gerbil....
                        A   G   D   
Don’t stick him up your buuutt
      C                 A   G   D
Don’t stick him up your buuutt
             C              A   G   D    C
Little furry gerbil in your bootyhole
A    G     D     C
(He goes crazy)
A
Yeahhh