Steven Lynch
Kill a Kitten

This song is rather easy once you get the chord changes down, which are kind of fast.Also the bridge is done all on the A chord, but sometimes he will lift up and hit it all open then hammer back on to the A chord.  Just listen to the song a few times to figure out the timing.

Intro: Em C G D (a few times, not really sure how many)         

	         Em  C    G   D        Em   C    G  D
Verse 1:When the game of life makes you feel like quitin'
     Em  C  G   D      Em  C  G  D
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Em   C   G      D         Em    C  G  D 
Mark my words cause from where I'm sittin'
    Em     C  G     D      Em  C G  D
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten

Riff 
(At the end of this riff, the first time 
you play it, start strumming the C chord)

 Em                              C

|-------0---------------0--------------0-------------0------|  
|-----0---0-----------0---0----------1---1---------1---1----|  
|---0----------0---0----------0----0---------0---0---------0|  (2x)
|-----------------------------------------------------------|
|-2---------2----2----------2----3---------3---3---------3--|
|-----------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 2:There's no crime that you'd be commitin'
I know the law you can kill a kitten
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
You'll get plenty when you kill a kitten.

(Play riff over this part) 
Feed it turpentine
Or break its spine
Crush it with your shoe
    G      D                 (strum each chord once)
As long as you kill a kitten.

Verse 3:If the one you love isn't quite a smitten
She'll like you better if you kill a kitten
And I quote the Bible cause that's where it's written
If ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.

(Riff) 
Flush him down the can
Hit him with your van
Drown him in a lake
Bake a kitty cake
Throw him at a train
Make him snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up his cat booty 
Do what you must do
    G      D                 (strum each chord once) 
As long as you kill a kitten

Em C G D (2x)
        A
Bridge:Killin' kittens isn't easy 
And if the thought makes you feel queasy
Grab a pitchfork from the shed
And kill a puppy dog instead.  (Start back on the Em C G D on "instead")
 
 
Tabbed by Doug: doup8@yahoo.com