Intro: A (Synth Bass Notes:AA A(Octave) A G A F# G)
         (Same pattern for verses using the rote note "D" etc.) 
D7Sitting (xx0212@1)on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o' clock news blues 
And Ive given up hope for the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew

C (x32010@1)                     D (xx0232@1)     
Is it any wonder Im not crazy?
C (x32010@1)                          D (xx0232@1)Is it any wonder Im sane at all

D7Well (xx0212@1)Im so tired of losing 
I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go 
and all night to get there

C (x32010@1)                       DIs (xx0232@1)it any wonder Im not a criminal? 
C (x32010@1)                         DIs (xx0232@1)it any wonder Im not in jail? 
AmIs (x02210@1)it any wonder Ive got...

Bm7 (x20202@1)                              AToo (x02220@1)much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity
         Bm7 (x20202@1)                            AIve (x02220@1)got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity

Bm7 (x20202@1)                               AIve (x02220@1)got too much time on my hands and its ticking away
Ticking away from me 
Bm7 (x20202@1)               EmToo (022000@1)much time on my hands 
Bm7 (x20202@1)               EmToo (022000@1)much time on my hands
Bm7 (x20202@1)               EmToo (022000@1)much time on my hands F#5

Solo: |Em/B  Bm |Em/B Bm Bm7 Em7/B| D/A  A|  x4

Bm7 (x20202@1)               EmToo (022000@1)much time on my hands
Bm7 (x20202@1)               Em (022000@1)Too much time on my hands
Bm7 (x20202@1)               A (x02220@1)name="chord_320003@1">G    (D riff x4)
Too much time on my hands

D7Well, (xx0212@1)Im a jet fuel genius.  I can solve the worlds problems 
Without even trying 
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as Im buying

C (x32010@1)                         D (xx0232@1)Is it any wonder Im not the president
C (x32010@1)                          DIs (xx0232@1)it any wonder Im null and void?
Am (x02210@1)Is it any wonder Ive got...

Bm7 (x20202@1)                            AToo (x02220@1)much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity
        Bm7 (x20202@1)                              AIve (x02220@1)got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
        Bm7 (x20202@1)                             AIve (x02220@1)got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me

Bm7 (x20202@1)               Em (022000@1)                 
Too much time on my hands 
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

To Outro: 
(Whispered with ticking)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my...(alarm clock)