Intro: A5 D5 Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o' clock news blues And Ive given up hope for the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew C5 D5 Is it any wonder Im not crazy? C5 D5 Is it any wonder Im sane at all D5 Well Im so tired of losing I got nothing to do and all day to do it(riff 1) I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go and all night to get there (riff 1) C5 D5 Is it any wonder Im not a criminal? C5 D5 Is it any wonder Im not in jail? A5 Is it any wonder Ive got... B5 A5 Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity B5 A5 Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity B5 A5 Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away Ticking away from me B5 E5 Too much time on my hands B5 E5 Too much time on my hands B5 E5 Too much time on my hands F#5 Solo: E5 B5 E5 B5 B5 E5 D5 A5 x4 B5 E5 Too much time on my hands B5 E5 Too much time on my hands B5 A5 G5 ( D5 riff x4) Too much time on my hands D5 Well, Im a jet fuel genius. I can solve the worlds problems Without even trying I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends That is, as long as Im buying C5 D5 Is it any wonder Im not the president C5 D5 Is it any wonder Im null and void? A5 Is it any wonder Ive got... B5 A5 Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity B5 A5 Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity B5 A5 Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me B5 E5 Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands To Outro: (Whispered with ticking) Too much time on my hands Too much time on my...(alarm clock)
