Capo 7th (Same chords all the way through) C G C G I'm a Christmas Unicorn, in a uniform made of gold C G Am D With a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose C G C G Oh, I'm a Christian holiday, I'm a symbol of original sin C G Am D I've a pagan tree, and a magical wreath, and bow-tie on my chin C G C G Oh, I'm a pagan heresy, I'm a tragical Catholic shrine C G Am D I'm a little bit shy, with a lazy eye, and a penchant for sublime C G C G Oh, I'm a mystical apostasy, I'm a horse with a fantasy twist C G Am D Though I play all night, with my magical kite, people say I don't exist C G C G For I make no full apology for the category I reside C G Am D I'm a mythical mess, with a treasury chest, I'm a construct of your mind C G C G Oh, I'm hysterically American, I've a credit card on my wrist C G Am D And I have no home, or a field to roam, I will curse you with my kiss C G C G Oh, I'm a criminal pathology with a history of medical care C G Am D I'm a frantic shopper, and a brave pill popper, and they say my kind are rare C G C G But I've seen others in the uniform of a unicorn just like me C G Am D We are legions wide, and we choose no sides, we are masters of mystique C G C G For you're a Christmas Unicorn, I have seen you on the beat C G Am D You may dress in the human uniform, child... But I know you're just like me
