HEY!  THIS SONG MAY QUITE POSSIBLY BE THE BEST SONG EVER.  IT'S PRETTY EASY BUT TO HELP YOU I PUT SOME WORDS AS GUIDE LINES AND SOME TIPS: READ THE KEY AND PLAY THE FOLLOW THE TABS WHILE THE SONG IS BEING PLAYED BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO PLAY IT.  I TOOK THESE TABS ALL BY EAR AND THEY SOUND INCREDIBLY GOOD.  WELL, HERE YOU GO.
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|    KEY:           |
| p = PULL OFF      |
| * = PALM MUTE     |  
| sd = scratch down |
| / = SLIDE UP      |
|  = SLIDE DOWN    |  
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 [GUITAR SOLO INTRO]

  
G|---------------------------------------------------------------
D|-----4------3------4-----------------4------3------4-----------
A|-444----444----444----444-6 p 4--444----444----444----444-6 p 4
E|---------------------------------------------------------------


 
                               
G|----------------
D|----------------
A|----------------
E|-55--55--55--55-

 
 
G|-************-----------------------------------------
D|-************-000000--------------------------------3-
A|-************--------------555555555555-3333333317/--
E|-************-------555555----------------------------

  
G|---------------------------------
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
A|---------------------------------
E|---------------------------------

 
 <...KNOW US AT ALL> 
G|----------------
D|----------------
A|----------------
E|-55--55--55--55-

 
G|-************-----------------------------------------
D|-************-000000--------------------------------3-
A|-************--------------555555555555-3333333317/--
E|-************-------555555----------------------------

 
G|---------------------------------
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
A|---------------------------------
E|---------------------------------


 
G|-------------------------------------------------
D|-------------------------------------------------
A|-------------------------14----------------------
E|-66--66-66-6---66--66-66------66—66-66-6---66--66

       
                 
                                               G|^-----------
        D|^-----------
                                               A|-^----------
                                               E|-0 h 1  12-
 

G|-----------------------------
D|-3-----5-------------3-----5-
A|----5-------5-12-11-----5----
E|-----------------------------


          <...HOOK!>
G|-------------------------------------------------
D|----4-----3-----4-----3------4-----3-----4-----3-
A|-44----44----44----44-----44----44----44----44---
E|-------------------------------------------------
                           ^^^^^
  

 
G|-----------------------------------------------------
D|-----------------------------------------------------
A|------------------44------------------------44-------
E|-----------------------------------------------------

 
G|------------ 
D|----4-----3-    THE DOCTOR SAID MY MOM SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION
A|-44----44---          ABORTION (repeats 4x let last note ring)
E|------------     
   
      ABORTION 
G|------------------- [HOLD OUT THE LAST NOTE ANDWHILE IT RINGS, USE 
D|------------------- YOUR PICK OR FINGERNAIL TO SCRATCH THE E STRING, 
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4sd- STARTING FROM THE 12TH FRET DOWN TO THE PICK-UPS]
E|-------------------

 
G|---------------------------------
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
A|---------------------------------
E|---------------------------------




 
G|---------------------------------------------------------
D|---3-----4-----3-----3-----3-----------------------------
A|-----------------------------------4--4--4--4--4--4--4---
E|---------------------------------------------------------
    WASTE   MY  TIME  WITH  THEM,   CASULTY  OF  SOCIETY.

G|---------------------------------------------------------
D|---3-----4-----3-----3-----3-----------------------------
A|-----------------------------------4--4--4--4--4--4--4---
E|---------------------------------------------------------
    WASTE   MY  TIME  WITH  THEM, VICTIM  OF  YOUR  CONFORMITY

                                                                
        G|-------------------------------------------------------------
   E|-------------------------------------------------------------


G|--------
D|--------
A|-6p4--44
E|--------

SO, THAT'S IT.  IT'S KINDA COMPLICATED, I KNOW, BUT IT'S REALLY WELL PUT TOGETHER AND ONCE YOU GET IT, IT'S GOLD.  YOU JUST GOTTA PLAY IT A COUPLE TIMES TO GET USED TO IT.  ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS E-MAIL ME AND FEEL FREE TO PUT UP SOME CORRECTIONS IF YOU HAVE ANY.