Fmaj7/C: x33210
Cmaj7: x32000
G/E: 020003 (which might also be a Gadd6 and an Em7)
Dm7: xx0211
Dm7/C: x30211

Intro:
        
Fmaj7/C  Cmaj7  Fmaj7/C  Cmaj7

            Fmaj7/C           Cmaj7
Where's the harm in voicing a doubt
       Fmaj7/C              Cmaj7
You'll find me in the lavatory
                Fmaj7/C             Cmaj7
And where's the harm in talking out loud
     G/E     Fmaj7/C
When I'm on my own

          Fmaj7/C               Cmaj7
What's so wrong with reading my stars
     Fmaj7/C            Cmaj7
When I'll be in the lavatory
               Fmaj7/C                 Cmaj7
And what is so wrong with counting the cards
     G/E       Fmaj7/C
When I'm all alone

G/E             Fmaj7/C (on 'one", lift your pinky)  
You're not the only one 
Dm7    Dm7/C
That I know
    Fmaj7/C          G/E
But I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
G/E              Fmaj7/C  
You're not the only one 
Dm7    Dm7/C
That I know
    Fmaj7/C              G/E                 Fmaj7/C
But I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

     Cmaj7
So I say
       Fmaj7/C       Cmaj7
I'm in love with the world
               Fmaj7/C                 Cmaj7
And what is so wrong with voicing a doubt
     G/E      Fmaj7/C
When I'm on my own

               Fmaj7/C            Cmaj7
It's perfectly fine to sleep in a chair
     Fmaj7/C          Cmaj7
From Monday 'til Saturday
               Fmaj7/C                Cmaj7
And what is so wrong with talking out loud
     G/E       Fmaj7/C
When I'm all alone

Repeat Chorus

Break:

G/E 
Fmaj7/C  
G/E 
Fmaj7/C  Cmaj7  
Fmaj7/C  Cmaj7  


        Fmaj7/C                Cmaj7
So they rode out west to the seaside
         Fmaj7/C           Cmaj7
And they gladly decided to stay
          Fmaj7/C               Cmaj7
But after two hours wandering outside
        G/E                Fmaj7/C
Ooh the sea air drove them away, yeah

Repeat Chorus

End on Fmaj7/C