Tabbed by: metalgeardave


Tuning: EADGBE



D5                B5
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  In
E5                        A5 
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D5                   B5
Sometimes you gotta make some love
E5                          A5
   And fuckin give her some smooches too

B5                   G5
Sometimes you got to squeeze
B5                       G5
Sometimes you got to say please
D5                        A5
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          D5             B5
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
E5                  A5
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D5             B5
I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly
          E5            A5
I'm gonna ball you ...  discretely---

B5                  G5
  And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D5                   A5
  And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
B5              G5                               E5
  I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A5
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D5                      B5
What's your favorite posish?
E5                              A5                           D5
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       B5
What's your favorite dish?
              E5                             A5
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    B5                         G5
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D5                             A5
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
    B5                           G5
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    E5
But then...

          G5          A5         F5    C5    D5
I'm gonna fuck ----  you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------