Intro, slow verse and chorus:
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This is for the ladies...but fellas, listen closely...
D5 F#5
You don?t always have to fuck her hard.
E5 A5
In fact sometimes that?s not right to do.
D5 F#5
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
E5 A5
and fuckin? give her some smooches too.
B5 G5 B5 G5
Sometimes you?ve got to squeeze, sometimes you?ve got to say please,
D5 A5
sometimes you got to say hey,
D5 F#5 E5 A5
I?m gonna fuck you softly. I?m gonna screw you gently.
D5 F#5 E5 A5
I?m gonna hump you sweetly. I?m gonna bone you discreetly.
B5 G5
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D5 A5
And then you say wait a minute sally,
B5 G5 E5
I think I?ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A5
That?s fuckin? teamwork.
-Verse-
D5 F#5
What?s your favorite posish(position)
E5 A5 D5
That?s cool with me, it?s not my favorite, but I?ll do it for you.
D5 F#5
What?s you favorite dish?
E5 A5
I?m not gonna cook it but I?ll order it from Zanzibar.
-Chorus 2-
(loud) B5 G5
And then I?m gonna love you completely
(soft) D5 A5
and then I?ll fuckin? fuck you discreetly
(loud) B5 G5
and then I?ll fuckin? bone you completely
F#5 E5 A5 C5 G5 D5
and then I?m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
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Bb7 C5 D5
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd