Song: Stroking My Beard
Artist: The Beards
Album: The Beard Album
Intro:
E-C#min-A x2
E (022100@1) C#min A (x02220@1)
Well you see my beard
E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)you think that I?m a lazy slob
E (022100@1)
Yeah you see my beard
C#min A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)you think that I don?t have a Job (Don?t have a job)
F#min
And you?re right
BAnd (x2444x@1)you?re right
EI (022100@1)don?t have a job
C#min
(Don?t have a job)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don?t have a job
C#min
(Don?t have a job)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)do have a beard
C#min
(Do have a beard)
A (x02220@1) EBut (022100@1)I don?t have a job
C#min (x43121@1) A(Don?t (x02220@1)have a job)
E (022100@1) C#min A (x02220@1)
Well you see my beard
E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)think I mustn?t live decently
E (022100@1)
Yeah you see my beard
C#min A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) C#min EAnd (022100@1)you assume that I haven?t showered recently (Haven't showered recently)
F#min
And you?re right
BAs (x2444x@1)it happens you?re right
EI (022100@1)haven?t showered recently
C#min
(Haven?t showered recently)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)haven?t showered recently
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don?t have a job
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)do have a beard
C#min A(But (x02220@1)you don?t have a job)
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E (022100@1) C#min AWell (x02220@1)you see my beard
E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)you think that I look like a thug
EYeah (022100@1)you see my beard
C#min A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) C#min A (x02220@1)
And you decide that I must be on drugs (Must be on drugs)
F#min
And you?re right
BOn (x2444x@1)this occasion you?re right
EI (022100@1)am on drugs
C#min
(You are on drugs)
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)
I am on drugs
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)haven?t showered recently
C#min
(Haven?t showered recently)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don?t have a job
C#min A(You (x02220@1)should get a job)
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) (rest) E (022100@1)
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don't have a job
C#min
(you don't have a job)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)haven't showered recently
C#min
(Haven't showered recently)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)am on drugs
C#min
(Stop taking drugs)
A (x02220@1) EI've (022100@1)been spending my days
C#min
(spending your days)
A (x02220@1) EJust (022100@1)stroking my beard
C#min
(You are on drugs)
A (x02220@1) EMy (022100@1)beard feels really nice
C#min
(That's cause you're on drugs)
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)am on drugs
C#min A(Stop (x02220@1)being on drugs and get a job)
EI (022100@1)have a beard
Beards
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