Intro: [ Am ] [ C ] [ E ] / [ Am ] [ C ] [ F ]

  (verse 1)
[ Am ] Warped by the [ C ] river and [ E ] damned by the lake
I am [ Am ] waiting for [ C ] you to [ F ] attack
I [ Am ] killed all the [ C ] insects and [ E ] filmed my mistakes
I'm just [ Am ] waiting for [ C ] you to come [ F ] back

[ Am ] [ C ] [ E ] / [ Am ] [ C ] [ F ]

  (verse 2)
[ Am ] Kick up the [ C ] carcass and [ E ] stamp on it's face 
I've been [ Am ] waiting for the [ C ] next time we [ F ] dance
The [ Am ] longer you [ C ] leave it the [ E ] longer you'll haunt me
And the [ Am ] weaker the [ C ] ghost of our [ F ] chance

  (chorus)
Drunk and [ Gm ] stupid, high and [ F ] friendly
O [ C ] princess it was the good times that [ Gm ] saved me
When I was [ F ] evil, when I was [ C ] careless
But now I am [ Gm ] useful, now we are [ F ] perfect
And this is all [ C ] legal

  (instrumental)
[ F ] [ F ] [ Gm ] / [ C ] [ Em ] [ Am ] x2

  (chorus)
Drunk and [ Gm ] stupid, high and [ F ] friendly
Oh, oh, o [ C ] princess it was the good times that [ Gm ] saved me
When I was [ F ] evil, when I was [ C ] careless
Now I am [ Gm ] useful, now we are [ F ] perfect
This all [ C ] legal

  (reprise)
[ Am ] Warped by the [ C ] river and [ E ] damned by the lake
I am [ Am ] waiting for [ C ] you to [ F ] attack