Tuning - Standard


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Catch - Bingo
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                    F5                F5
I've got some fat to loose
                            C5
And something else too
             F5                            F5
I never knew the rules
                        C5                                     F5
Because I've never had a girlfriend
                         F5              C5
I suppose I've got a lot to learn
                      F5               F5
I don't know anything
               C5
I'm only seventeen
            F5                        F5
I go to public school
                    C5                                                 F5
They never taught me anything I need to learn
                        F5
But someone told me where to find out


C5                       D5
Out where the lights are red
               F5                   G5                                C5
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
                         D5
Out where the films are blue
               F5                         G5                          C5
And the licensed places never shut their doors
         D5                          F5
I will go there-bingo
                C5
I will find out
               D5                    F5
I will discover-bingo
                             C5
What the fuss is about


Interlude ( F5 , F5 , C5 ) x 2


                 F5                    F5
So I went up to town
                           C5
and I got some money out
                   F5                  F5
I found my self a bar
                        C5                                                 F5
Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help
                   F5
And then I really found out


C5                       D5
Out where the lights are red
               F5                   G5                                C5
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
                         D5
Out where the films are blue
               F5                         G5                          C5
And the licensed places never shut their doors
          D5                              F5
Yes I went there-bingo
                    C5
and I found out
                  D5                    F5
Yes I discovered-bingo
                             C5
What the fuss is about


Interlude ( F5 , F5 , C5 ) x 2


But as I tried to leave
They gave the bill to me
I couldn't quite believe
They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke
Or they would call my mother


Out where the skies are black
And they wait for another victim to piss on
Out where the kids are green
And are thick enough to left themselves be conned
Yes I went there-bingo
and I found out
Yes I discovered-bingo
What the fuss is about