Acoustic version

Intro: 8x
Em G D A D A D A

Verse
Em              G               D               A       Em      G       D       A
A war's being waged and the world's just a stage,                       in this city
The real estate's prime, the number plates rhyme,                       liquidity
Wear a gun and be proud, but bare breasts aren't allowed                in this city
Dream up a scam and then rake in the clams,                             liquidity

Chorus:
Em                              C               
It's neither here nor there, it's neither here nor there
A
North and south and east and west
Em                              C
It has to be somewhere, it oughta be somewhere
A
North and south and east and west
Em                      C
I take my payment, I catch my flight
A                       
And don't wait up for me tonight
Em                              C
And you may find me there, and you might find me there
A
North and south and east and west

Verse:
Have a quick throw or host your own show in, this city
To a wolf from a lamb for just half a gram, liquidity
The face of today just a scalpel away
Restore your lost soul for two dollars plus toll, liquidity

Interlude
G F (7x)
G F D

Verse:
Backs are patted when calves are fatted in this city
The emperor's clothes are the best for the paroles, liquidity
The guys with brains are all bitter and vain, stupidity
The guys with the luck got the bimbos and bucks, liquidity

Chorus:
It's neither here nor there, it's neither here nor there
North and south and east and west
It has to be somewhere, it oughta be somewhere
North and south and east and west
I take my payment, I catch my flight
Don't wait up for me tonight
And you might find me there, and you might find me there
North and south and east and west

Outro (continue playing chorus chords)
North
South
East
West