Chords: 
 
   F7M     C     G7M       C

e | --0--------0-------0---------0------------------------------------------- | 
B | --1--------1-------3---------1------------------------------------------- | 
G | --2--------0-------4---------0------------------------------------------- | 
D | --3--------2-------5---------2------------------------------------------- | 
A | --0--------3-------0---------3------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

Intro:

Listen to the song to get the rhythm right, but this is the basic fingering Liam Fray uses

e | ---0-0-3-1--0-0-0-0--0-0----------------0-------------------------------- | 
B | ---1-1-1-1--1-1-3-1--3-3----------------1-------------------------------- | 
G | ---2-2-2-0--0-0-0-0--4-4----------------0-------------------------------- | 
D | ---3-3-3-2--2-2-2-2--5-5----------------2-------------------------------- | 
A | ------------3-3-3-3-------5-5-7-5-3-5-3-3-------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

F7M                        C                                     G7M
Ill-informed, mis-educated dross falls from your face at a rate of not
                                      C
I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you,

I'd rather be dead than you


(whistle) F7M C G7M C

F7M                                         
But as per usual my tongue is firmly in cheek,
C
I'll be dreamin up something different next week.
G7M
It's for the best if you just switch off,
C
I sound self-important like a product of one of the thee troughs

F7M                     C
No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
G7M
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
C
But in terms of reward you reap who you know

F7M
You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street
C
You build each other up, the musical elite
G7M                           C
I wasn't invited 4 years ago, I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show
F7M
Now don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches
C
The muppet clintelle what a bunch of c****
G7M
Passing judgement on things they don't know
C
I'd love to walk out and steal the show

F7M                     C
No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
G7M
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
C
But in terms of reward you reap who you know

F7M
Please don't think that I'm having a go
G
Please know that you know that I'm having a go
F7M                    G7M
It's about time that you know...

F7M                     C
No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
G7M
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
C
But in terms of reward you reap who you know