Chords: 
 
   F5     C5     G5       C5

e | --0--------0-------0---------0------------------------------------------- | 
B | --1--------1-------3---------1------------------------------------------- | 
G | --2--------0-------4---------0------------------------------------------- | 
D | --3--------2-------5---------2------------------------------------------- | 
A | --0--------3-------0---------3------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

Intro:

Listen to the song to get the rhythm right, but this is the basic fingering Liam Fray uses

e | ---0-0-3-1--0-0-0-0--0-0----------------0-------------------------------- | 
B | ---1-1-1-1--1-1-3-1--3-3----------------1-------------------------------- | 
G | ---2-2-2-0--0-0-0-0--4-4----------------0-------------------------------- | 
D | ---3-3-3-2--2-2-2-2--5-5----------------2-------------------------------- | 
A | ------------3-3-3-3-------5-5-7-5-3-5-3-3-------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

F5                        C5                                     G5
Ill-informed, mis-educated dross falls from your face at a rate of not
                                      C5
I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you,

I'd rather be dead than you


(whistle) F5 C5 G5 C5

F5                                         
But as per usual my tongue is firmly in cheek,
C5
I'll be dreamin up something different next week.
G5
It's for the best if you just switch off,
C5
I sound self-important like a product of one of the thee troughs

F5                     C5
No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
G5
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
C5
But in terms of reward you reap who you know

F5
You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street
C5
You build each other up, the musical elite
G5                           C5
I wasn't invited 4 years ago, I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show
F5
Now don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches
C5
The muppet clintelle what a bunch of c****
G5
Passing judgement on things they don't know
C5
I'd love to walk out and steal the show

F5                     C5
No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
G5
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
C5
But in terms of reward you reap who you know

F5
Please don't think that I'm having a go
G5
Please know that you know that I'm having a go
F5                    G5
It's about time that you know...

F5                     C5
No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
G5
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
C5
But in terms of reward you reap who you know