Capo on 1st fret (chords relative to capo)... made up acoustic sounds decent.

INTRO (NOT relative to capo)

E||-------------------------|-------------------------|
B||-------------------------|-------------------------|
G||-------------------------|-------------------------|
D||-------------------------|-------------------------| Played over chords 
A||-------------------------|-------------------------| for first verse
E||----12(x16)--9(x8)--7(x8)|-------------------------|  

chords

VERSE 

C (x32010@1)   
I'll never dance with a sycohpant
    Am (x02210@1)         G(always play Gas (320003@1)barre)
I'd rather entertain distain
CFrom (x32010@1)someone who I love
             AmAt (x02210@1)least you know where you stand
G (320003@1)               CYou'll (x32010@1)never understand

Am-G

CKeep (x32010@1)your eyes on your own work son
        AmDo (x02210@1)your homework son
        G (320003@1)         CWe (x32010@1)will never be undone
              AmWe're (x02210@1)like a father and a son
        G (320003@1)         CWe (x32010@1)will never be undone

Am-G
   
PRE-CHORUS

GI'll (320003@1)ask you..
       AmAre (x02210@1)my clothes alright?
      EmIs (022000@1)my hair alright?
        F (133211@1)                        GYou (320003@1)can say what you want cos it's what we like
       Am (x02210@1)                   EmWe (022000@1)are judged on every single thing we do
         F (133211@1)                       GWe (320003@1)could not care less, cos we are us not you.
 
CHORUS
                 CYou (x32010@1)think you're clued up               
I think you're glued up
            Am (x02210@1)          GYou're (320003@1)seen everywhere in town
                        CBut (x32010@1)you're never with a friend
         Am (x02210@1)                GYou (320003@1)know everybody's name
                      CYou're (x32010@1)the king of pretend
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Repeat chords through next verses and chorus

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