Capo on 1st fret (chords relative to capo)... made up acoustic sounds decent.

INTRO (NOT relative to capo)

E |  | ------------------------- | ------------------------- | 
B |  | ------------------------- | ------------------------- | 
G |  | ------------------------- | ------------------------- | 
D |  | ------------------------- | ------------------------- |  Played over chords 
A |  | ------------------------- | ------------------------- |  for first verse
E |  | ----12(x16)--9(x8)--7(x8) | ------------------------- |   

chords

VERSE 

C5     
I'll never dance with a sycohpant
    A5           G(always play G5 as barre)
I'd rather entertain distain
C5
From someone who I love
             A5
At least you know where you stand
G5                 C5
You'll never understand

A5 - G5

C5
Keep your eyes on your own work son
        A5
Do your homework son
        G5           C5
We will never be undone
              A5
We're like a father and a son
        G5           C5
We will never be undone

A5 - G5
   
PRE-CHORUS

G5
I'll ask you..
       A5
Are my clothes alright?
      E5
Is my hair alright?
        F5                          G5
You can say what you want cos it's what we like
       A5                     E5
We are judged on every single thing we do
         F5                         G5
We could not care less, cos we are us not you.
 
CHORUS
                 C5
You think you're clued up               
I think you're glued up
            A5            G5
You're seen everywhere in town
                        C5
But you're never with a friend
         A5                  G5
You know everybody's name
                      C5
You're the king of pretend
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Repeat chords through next verses and chorus