Intro:

C5 F5 G5

C5
This was poorly planned
    F5
And executed twice as bad
    G5                                    C5
And now we're swapping stories 'cross the table

C5
Yeah, it's rather sad
     F5
That mom would cry 'cause dad got mad
       G5
So she locked herself in a burnt out house
While wedding bells were ringing out



C5
Keep it to yourself
A5
Make your life a living hell
F5
Die a little every day
G5
Most people die that way

C5
And when it all went wrong
A5
You became a ghost
G5                         F5
It's not as hard as you'd supposed
G5
We're animals wearing clothes

etc


I also play this when there ain't lyrics, to mimic the lead (you work out the rythmn for 
the chords)

e--------------1-----------3-------------- | 
B--1--3S5-3S1--1--3S5-3S1--0--3S5-3S1----- | 
G--0-----------2-----------0-------------- |    Etc!
D--2-----------3-----------0-------------- | 
A--3-----------3-----------2-------------- | 
E--------------1-----------3-------------- |