This is another great song by The Fall.Standerd tuning.Quite honestly,We couldnt 
without it! The guitar comes in on 0:38 seconds on The New Real Fall Album.

"Mr Blairstowe and Mr.Partridge
    They Said to me,
    to get a mortgage
    you need an income letterrrrreeeerrrrr,
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                    "I thought it was free                                               
    Dolly Parton and lord Byron

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           They said patriotism is a last refuge      But now its me!!!!

CHROUS

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     d]---9-9-x-5-5-x-9-9-x-5-5-x-9-9-x-7-7-x-7-7-x-5---| X2   n
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             And     water's flowing,                      adown (x02210@1)the mountain         b]-0
             but      atree (x02210@1)is blocking,                The water flowing                 g]-9
                                                                                         
                      d]-9   X2
                                                          On the second time end on=          a]-7

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 So i went fishing,A note from a fish said,Dear Dope!!,if you wanna catch us,u need a rod and a line,
 Signed the fishhhhh!

REPEAT THE FIRST CHORUS

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 Went to the car rental,they said to me,you need a log book,and licence..Son