Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album.


All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes.

 
Verse
        C*                 G*
You and me, we could never be
                C*                         G*
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
                       C*
And you're so eager to please
                G*                    C*
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole
                      G
Who says he's all you need
        E               F
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach
         E                     
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     F
your hands around my throat


Verse 2
                          C*
You and your friends feel free
           G*
And you're way too cool for me
           C*
And you do drugs now
             G*
And all your problems run so deep
            C*
And we were smoking in the basement
        G*
At your best friend's brother's party
        C*
And you love them because they treat you
         G*
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about


Chorus
            E                  F
And you and me, we could never take this approach
         E         
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     F
Your hands around my throat
        E
Swear I love you
          F
Until the very, very end.
              E
But there's a problem(What's the problem?)
          F
You're in love with your boyfriend.


Bridge:
        Faug       Gaug          C
This is me officially giving up on you
            Faug            Gaug
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies
            C
For this to ever become true
            Faug      Gaug           C
And this is me officially giving up on you
             Faug                 Gaug
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
            C
I'm getting shitfaced in your room.


Verse
                        C*
I've got dreams where I bleed
      G*
And I choke myself to sleep
           C*
And I hear screams
         G*
It's the secrets that you keep
         C*
And I am learning that your secrets
     G*                           C*
They really don't mean shit to anyone
                 G*
But you and your friends


Chorus:
            E                  F
And you and me, we could never take this approach
         E             
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     F
Your hands around my throat
        E
Swear I love you
          F
Until the very, very end.
               E            
But what's the problem, (What's the problem?)
          F
You're in love with your boyfriend


Outro:
    A      G         C                  A   G
And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
    A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
    A      G          C                 A   G
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
    A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
    A      G          C                  A   G
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
     A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become