Great Australian Midget Toss Chords by The Frustrators THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN MIDGET TOSS - - - - - - - - - - - 5 - - - 3 5 4 3 5 3 3 4 3 5 1 - 2 1 3 F C B Bb G F C B Bb F C B Bb Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput F C B Bb F C B Bb Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot G Bb Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun F C B Bb F C B Bb (2x) Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro F C B Bb F C B Bb Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right? G Bb I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport F Bb G C I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss F C B Bb F C B Bb I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace F C B Bb F C B Bb Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees G Bb Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk F Bb G C I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss F C B Bb F C B Bb They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season F C B Bb F C B Bb Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you G Bb If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case F Bb G C I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss High E string --1-----4--5--4-3-2---- (3x) G Bb F C B Bb F
