TUNING:  Standard

[VERSE 1]
                 D5                 D5
I've got to brainstorm ways to keep us alive
                    C5                           A5
And i've got millionaire friends sending checks all of the time
A5 - G5 - F5        D5                    D5
And with a milk box portrait blown up poster size
                  C5                                A5
Well I might have found a way to keep some hope in their eyes


A5 - G5 - F5             D5                        D5
Oh yeah well I could pan handle on the side of the street
            C5                          A5
In hopes of finding money and food for us to eat
A5 - G5 - F5              D5                           D5
Oh yeah well, I could sell your body and you could sell mine
        C5                         A....
If only we could find somebody to buy


[CHORUS]
      E5                       C#5
I was drunk in the moment you left me
         A5                       B5
And I'm surely still falling down stairs
         E5                       C#5
She says baby don't bother I've fallen for another
       A5                 B5
And I ain't getting up again
OOOHH

D5   D5   D5   D5  - A5 - G5 - F5


[VERSE 2]
              D5                     D5
Well we could find God and join a seminary
         C5                        A5
If I was Father Clark then I'd be Father Puppy
A5 - G5 - F5            D5                   D5
Oh yeah well, after all, I hear God pays pretty well,
                 C5                        A5
We could pay off all the kids to show and never tell


A5 - G5 - F5               D5                  D5
Oh yeah well, we could get a job making $5.25 or
   C5                     A5
$5.15 depending on which side of the
D5
state-line, on which we reside
            C5                  A5
I?ve got to brainstorm ways to keep us alive


[CHORUS 2]
           E5                       C#5
Well I was drunk in the moment she found me
         A5                       B5
And I'm surely still falling down stairs
     E5                      C#5
But baby don't bother I've fallen for another
       A5                 A5
And I ain't getting up again
ALRIGHT!

D5   D5   D5   D5  - A5 - G5 - F5


[VERSE 3/ENDING]
         D5                          D5
Remember those guys who lived under the bridge
            C5                 A5
They were a band once but we all soon forgot
            D5                       D5
How The Gay Blades fell on hard times and slit wrists
        C5                                A5                A5 - G5 - F5
They've got no fucking money, cause they would not write the
A5                   A5 - G5 - F5
Could not write the
A5                   A5 - G5 - F5
Would not write the
A-    Am- Gm-   F5
Could not write the
A-    Am- Gm-   F5
Would not write the
A-    Am- Gm-   F5      Am(open)
Could not write the.... hits


*I'm not sure 'bout the last chord...
** And at the end of the verses he plays something what looks like an A chord, but I 
can't figure out what it really is...