A:   002220
E:   022100
F#m: 244222
Bm:  224432
C#:  446664

A (x02220@1)                     EI (022100@1)can't think of a single thing I'd rather do
        F#m (244222@1)           D (xx0232@1) 
Than be cast away on an island with you
      A (x02220@1)                     ENo, (022100@1)I can't think of anything more heavenly
        F#m (244222@1)                     D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)         Athan (x02220@1)to have you shipwrecked on a tropical island with me.

D (xx0232@1)                   EShipwrecked (022100@1)with you, shipwrecked with you
        A (x02220@1)                     EI (022100@1)can't think of a single thing I'd rather do
        F#m (244222@1)           Dthan (xx0232@1)be cast away on an island with you.

A (x02220@1)                       EFar (022100@1)from distractions and matters of state,
Bm (x24432@1)                    C#we (x43121@1)can quit smoking and quickly lose weight,
A (x02220@1)                         Dsleeping (xx0232@1)till noon and then staying up late,
   Bm (x24432@1)              Eat (022100@1)latitude zero and longitude eight.
A (x02220@1)               EI (022100@1)am a gentleman: should you get hurt,
Bm (x24432@1)                   C#I'll (x43121@1)make a tourniquet out of my shirt.
A (x02220@1)                       EYou (022100@1)needn't do much, just sit there and flirt,
    Bm (x24432@1)                      Eand (022100@1)if it looks drizzly, I'll build us a yurt.

A (x02220@1)                     EI (022100@1)can't think of a single thing I'd rather do,
    F#m (244222@1)                   D (xx0232@1) 
and that's why I had to get rid of the crew.
     A (x02220@1)                                ESo (022100@1)I lopped off their heads and dropped them in the sea,
        F#m (244222@1)                     D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)         Ajust (x02220@1)to have you shipwrecked on a tropical island with me.
                 D (xx0232@1)                   EShipwrecked (022100@1)with you, shipwrecked with you
        A (x02220@1)                     EI (022100@1)can't think of a single thing I'd rather do,
    F#m (244222@1)              D (xx0232@1) 
and that's why I decapitated the crew.

A (x02220@1)                         EHow (022100@1)could I know there's no island nearby?
Bm (x24432@1)                     C#If (x43121@1)I don't eat something soon, I'll just die.
A (x02220@1)                       EI (022100@1)wouldn't eat you.  Oh, never, not I.
Bm (x24432@1)                            ESo (022100@1)let's catch a shark and I'll make us a pie.
A (x02220@1)                          EWhat (022100@1)shall we use for bait?  Lend me a hand.
Bm (x24432@1)                     C#I'll (x43121@1)sew it back on when we get to land.
A (x02220@1)                        EBut (022100@1)if the shark takes it, that would be grand
Bm (x24432@1)                               E(because (022100@1)we won't starve to death, you understand).

A (x02220@1)                     EI (022100@1)can't think of a single thing I wouldn't do
   F#m (244222@1)                    Dto (xx0232@1)end up shipwrecked on an island with you.
            A (x02220@1)               ENo, (022100@1)there's nobody I wouldn't kill -- nobody
        F#m (244222@1)                     D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)         Ajust (x02220@1)to have you shipwrecked on a tropical island with me.

D (xx0232@1)                   EShipwrecked (022100@1)with you, shipwrecked with you
        A (x02220@1)                     EI (022100@1)can't think of a single thing I'd rather do
   F#m (244222@1)                    DTo (xx0232@1)end up shipwrecked on an island with you

Aagain. (x02220@1)