Tabbed by: Chris Drinkwater

Tuning: Standard



INTRO:         Em              Bm/D  

               1  2  3  4       1  2  3..
          {e |   | ---------------- | ---------------- | 
          {B |   | 0--------------- | 3--------------- | 
          {G |   | 0--------------- | 4--------------- | 
          {D |   | 2--------------- | 4-----2p0------- | 
          {A |   | 2--------------- | 2--------2--2p0- | 
          {E |   | 0--------------- | ---------------3 | 


               Em        Bm/D
V1:        I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
                    Am                       Em
           It's not available; if you try it once you will die
                          Em                 Bm/D
           Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over
                Am                       C
           Your exploded body, over your exploded body


          Em                     Bm/D
V2:        "You love to party" - What's not to love?
               Am                       Em
           The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
          Em                   Bm/D
           Droopy eyed armless children, that's
          Am                   C
           How I party, that's how I party


C1(1):     I was bangin'
          D                 Em
           seven gram rocks, that's how I roll (WINNING)
          C                 G
           I have one gear: GO (EPIC WINNING)
          D                   Em
           "Are you bipolar?" I'm bi-winning
          C                      G              
           Win here, with there, win, win, every...


          ********(strum each chord once)********

          D               Em
B:         where..where.. where.. (absolute victory)
                C              G
           Everywhere..where.. where.. (I'm on a quest)
                           D          Em                  
           We're gonna win everywhere 
                              C             G
           Right every single wroooo--oooo--oooong


          ********(strum each chord once)********


C2(1):     I'm a 
          D                              Em
           total frickin' rock star from Mars (WINNING)
          C                   G
           Come on bro, I got tiger blood (WINNING)
          D                                 Em
           You borrow my brain you're like "DUDE, can't handle it"
          C                      G
           Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere


          Em                Bm/D
C&R:       I've got a list; help me sort this
                   Am              C
           From the epic win to the desperately winless

          Em
           Chicken nuggets (WINNING)
          Bm7
           Bubblegum (WINNING)
          Am                     
           Pretending to text to 
          Em
           avoid someone (EPIC WINNING)

          Em
           Slow dancing (WINNING)
          Bm7
           Slow pantsing (WINNING)
          Am
           Breakin the rules of the 
          C                    n.c.
           Geneva conventions (WEAK)


          Em
           Adonis blood (WINNING)
          Bm7
           Violent love (WINNING)
          Am
           Givin' needy women 
          Em
           caresses and hugs (EPIC WINNING)

          Em
           Childbirth (WINNING)
          Bm7
           Colin Firth (WINNING)
          Am             n.c.
           Tinky Winky's purse... Duh!
        
          n.c.
           (WINNING, WINNING)


C1(2):     (I-I-I-I-)I was bangin'
          D                 Em
           seven gram rocks, that's how I roll (WINNING)
          C                 G
           I have one gear: GO (EPIC WINNING)
          D                   Em
           "Are you bipolar?" I'm bi-winning
          C                      G
           Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere


C2(2):     I'm a 
          D                              Em
           total frickin' rock star from Mars (WINNING)
          C                   G
           Come on bro, I got tiger blood (WINNING)
          D                                 Em
           You borrow my brain you're like "DUDE, can't handle it"
          C                      G              D      G
           Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere..where

          ***************(let final chord ring)***************