Tabbed by: Chris Drinkwater

Tuning: Standard



INTRO:         E5              B5  

               1  2  3  4       1  2  3..
          {e |   | ---------------- | ---------------- | 
          {B |   | 0--------------- | 3--------------- | 
          {G |   | 0--------------- | 4--------------- | 
          {D |   | 2--------------- | 4-----2p0------- | 
          {A |   | 2--------------- | 2--------2--2p0- | 
          {E |   | 0--------------- | ---------------3 | 


               E5        B5
V1:        I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
                    A5                       E5
           It's not available; if you try it once you will die
                          E5                 B5
           Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over
                A5                       C5
           Your exploded body, over your exploded body


          E5                     B5
V2:        "You love to party" - What's not to love?
               A5                       E5
           The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
          E5                   B5
           Droopy eyed armless children, that's
          A5                   C5
           How I party, that's how I party


C1(1):     I was bangin'
          D5                 E5
           seven gram rocks, that's how I roll (WINNING)
          C5                 G5
           I have one gear: GO (EPIC WINNING)
          D5                   E5
           "Are you bipolar?" I'm bi-winning
          C5                      G5              
           Win here, with there, win, win, every...


          ********(strum each chord once)********

          D5               E5
B:         where..where.. where.. (absolute victory)
                C5              G5
           Everywhere..where.. where.. (I'm on a quest)
                           D5          E5                  
           We're gonna win everywhere 
                              C5             G5
           Right every single wroooo--oooo--oooong


          ********(strum each chord once)********


C2(1):     I'm a 
          D5                              E5
           total frickin' rock star from Mars (WINNING)
          C5                   G5
           Come on bro, I got tiger blood (WINNING)
          D5                                 E5
           You borrow my brain you're like "DUDE, can't handle it"
          C5                      G5
           Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere


          E5                B5
C&R:       I've got a list; help me sort this
                   A5              C5
           From the epic win to the desperately winless

          E5
           Chicken nuggets (WINNING)
          B5
           Bubblegum (WINNING)
          A5                     
           Pretending to text to 
          E5
           avoid someone (EPIC WINNING)

          E5
           Slow dancing (WINNING)
          B5
           Slow pantsing (WINNING)
          A5
           Breakin the rules of the 
          C5                    n.c.
           Geneva conventions (WEAK)


          E5
           Adonis blood (WINNING)
          B5
           Violent love (WINNING)
          A5
           Givin' needy women 
          E5
           caresses and hugs (EPIC WINNING)

          E5
           Childbirth (WINNING)
          B5
           Colin Firth (WINNING)
          A5             n.c.
           Tinky Winky's purse... Duh!
        
          n.c.
           (WINNING, WINNING)


C1(2):     (I-I-I-I-)I was bangin'
          D5                 E5
           seven gram rocks, that's how I roll (WINNING)
          C5                 G5
           I have one gear: GO (EPIC WINNING)
          D5                   E5
           "Are you bipolar?" I'm bi-winning
          C5                      G5
           Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere


C2(2):     I'm a 
          D5                              E5
           total frickin' rock star from Mars (WINNING)
          C5                   G5
           Come on bro, I got tiger blood (WINNING)
          D5                                 E5
           You borrow my brain you're like "DUDE, can't handle it"
          C5                      G5              D5      G5
           Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere..where

          ***************(let final chord ring)***************