not perfect, but close enough to fudge it. epic bassline is epic. Intro: Em G D G(D) x2 1ST VERSE: Em G Oh, no. won't pretend I didn't see D G- D You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Em G Don't, know, if you can read or if you've seen D G- D The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine C C The latest trend has hit its peak D G- D They say that geek's becomin' chic Em G So now you're out of style as you can be D Bm And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me ? Chorus: Em G To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm I'm the one that's cool Em G To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm Em I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool) ? 2ND VERSE: Em G Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing D G- D While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Em G Never earned your part of nerd society D G- D My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree C C Watched my Next Gen every night D G- D Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Em G Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, D where as me (Bm) I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus 2: Em G To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm I'm the one that's cool Em G To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm I'm the one that's cool Em G And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm I'm the one that's cool Em G You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool C And I'm the one that's cool Bm Em I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool) ? 3RD VERSE: Em G Role reversal must be a total drag D G- D But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Em G I appreciate you for being cruel D G- D I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel C Got my in-jokes you won't get G Bm Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Em C G So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb, You can Evite me Bm and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Em G Got my comics C D Got my games Em G All the things you C D thought were lame Em G Got my cosplay C D Fanfic too Em G Got you pegged C Bm S T F U Chorus 2: Em G To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm I'm the one that's cool Em G To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm I'm the one that's cool Em G And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool C Now I'm the one that's cool Bm I'm the one that's cool Em G You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool C And I'm the one that's cool Bm Em I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool) [Guitar Solo/fill] Em G C Bm :| 4x end on Em
