Verse 1:
Bb Gm        Eb             F
     he said what about los angeles
Bb Gm           Eb                        F
    she said we never really made it that far west
Gm                 Eb            Bb                  F
  we scored big in denver and we thought it might be best
Gm      Eb                 Bb       F
  to go hang around in the upper midwest

Verse 2: Same Chords
he said what about new orleans
she said i don't think you understand what that means
all those hangers on - the girls lifting up their shirts when the cameras come on
we were trying to stay away from those kind of scenes.

Bridge:
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    we didn't go to dallas.
Bb Dm      Eb                          F
    'cause jackie onassis said that it ain't safe for catholics yet.
Bb                             Dm
think about what they pulled on kennedy.
         Eb                         F
and then think about his security.
Bb                        Gm                            C    F
then think about what they might try to pull on you and me.


Rock out:
F Eb       D                        Gm
     saint barbara i'm calling your name.
      C                     Dm
don't let me blow up. we'll hook it all up.
                Bb                            Bb
i guess there's fields of speed where there's fields of grain.
A Eb  Dm                         Gm
      saint barbara don't let me explode.
      C                    D                              Eb
i can feel the whole scene starting to corrode when we're fooling around on
    F
the frontage roads.

Verse 3:
Bb Gm Eb Dm
he asked what happened to charlemagne.
Bb Gm Eb Dm
she just smiled all polite-like and said something vague.
Dm Eb Bb F
she said charlemagne got caught up in some complicated things.
Gm Eb Bb F
she wiped at her nose and she winked.

Enjoy... Dm