INTRO 

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VERSE
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There's a place in the town, a statue, 
She'd make me wait beneath, 
But its magnificent archways, archways, 
That's where I'd go to weep. 

PRECHORUS
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I'm right up onto the counter; Showgirl,
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Perfect the slow body-roll. 
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And breakaway from the anger, oh, hoe, 
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Just got to let it all go, 

CHORUS
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But she loves me 
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More than anyone who wouldn't lay a hand. 
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She keeps mace spray,
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For you can't rely on the common man. 

VERSE
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That night up under the starlight, 
Holly, you call, 'the great blistering blue,'
A strange formation came down from the ceiling, 
And it began to move. 

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And so the shattering shards of glass fell, 
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And glistened this way and that,
But she would say I won't find my way through the plaster; 
I'm an empty hourglass in the sand, 

CHORUS 
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But she loves me, 
More than anyone who wouldn't speak like that. 
She keeps mace spray, 
For you can't rely on the common man.

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But it is alright, 
Here in the time and the place I am , 
You leave a light on all night, 
Just to remind of the place I am.

INSTRUMENTAL VERSE

CHORUS
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But she loves me, 
Here in the time and the place I am.
She keeps mace spray, 
For you can't rely on the common man.

Chorus chords to fade

You can?t rely?