I've just simplified the other version as it seemed ridiculously impossible. Awesome song though.

             Bm                         Bm
When we walked the streets together
Bm                                       Bm
All the faces seemed to smile back,
Bm                                           Em                     
And now the pavements have nothing to offer
Em                                 Bm    
   And all the faces seem to need a slap

               Bm                 Bm
There’s an unfamiliar grip 
Bm                                 Bm
on an unfamiliar handkerchief
Bm                                                    
Attending to the tears on cheeks 
Em                      Em
I wouldn’t notice 
Em                                       Bm           Bm
With you no matter how vicious the grief
Bm                 Em                      Em 
Her expression was damp and crooked 
Em                                       G  
Grabs onto my throat and won’t let go

A        F#    Bm   D 
Won’t let go
A        F#    Bm   D 
Won’t let go
A        F#    Bm   D
Won’t let go

Bm         D      A  
Save me from
      F#
The secateurs
Bm      D      A
I’ll pretend
     F# 
I didn’t hear
Bm             D     
Can’t you see
         A           F#     
I’m a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm        D       A    F#   
   Biting butter and crumbs

Bm A Bm
[Pause]

             Bm                   Bm
There’s a handsome maverick 
Bm                                        Bm
You don’t talk about to keep me calm
Bm                         Em                Em 
And I can't help it if I create a version
Em                            Bm          Bm
That pulls you back onto his arm

Bm          D         G   
Please don’t tell me
F#                        Bm      D    G
You don’t have to darling, I can sense
F#                     Bm           D
That he painted you a gushing sunset
G                    F#       Bm       D   
And slayed angry panthers in your defence.
 G                F#        Bm      D   
And he stands separate and ever deadly
G               F#             Bm       
Clings onto my throat and won’t let go

A        F#    Bm   D 
Won’t let go
A        F#    Bm   D 
Won’t let go
A        F#    Bm   D 
Won’t let go

Bm
Save me from
Bm
The secateurs
Bm
I’ll pretend
Bm
I didn’t hear
Bm
Can’t you see
Bm
I’m a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm                       A   
Biting butter and crumbs

Solo:
Bm E G A F# 

Bm        D    A   
Save me from
       F#
The secateurs
Bm      D      A
I’ll pretend
      F# 
I didn’t hear
Bm            D     
Can’t you see
         A            F#
I’m the ghost in the wrong coat
Bm            D      A   F#       
    Biting butter and crumbs

Bm A Bm