Intro F#5 , C#5(m ) X 3 F#5


v1
A5              E5                   A5
saw 2 shadow men on the Vallance Road
A5                 E5                              A5
said they'd pay me for your address, I was so bold...
F#5                      C#5
to say 'you see these 2 cold fingers
F#5                        C#5
these crooked fingers I show....
E5 (hold)
you a way to mean no'

v2 (as v1)

well they didn't like that much I can tell you

said 'sunshine, I wouldnae wanna be in yur shoes'

& they chased me up three flights of stairs

caught me in the lift how I sighed & said 'oh - you're impossible'

(chorus)
A5                  E5               F#5        
But it's just like he's in another world,
C#5                 B5 
doesn't see the danger on show
                  C#5
He'll end up like Joseph bloody in a hole

(same as 1st half of chorus)

& it's just like she's in another world

how they suit each other oh

but you never get close

(impossible)

intro 
F#5 , C#5(m )X 3 F#5


v1
A5              E5                   A5
saw 2 shadow men on the Vallance Road
A5                 E5                              A5
said they'd pay me for your address, I was so bold...
F#5                      C#5
to say 'you see these 2 cold fingers
F#5                        C#5
these crooked fingers I show....
E5 (hold)
you a way to mean no'

v2 (as v1)

well they didn't like that much I can tell you

said 'sunshine, I wouldnae wanna be in yur shoes'

& they chased me up three flights of stairs

caught me in the lift how I sighed & said 'oh - you're impossible'

(chorus)
A5                  E5               F#5        
But it's just like he's in another world,
C#5                 B5 
doesn't see the danger on show
                  C#5
He'll end up like Joseph bloody in a hole

(same as 1st half of chorus)
& it's just like she's in another world
how they suit each other oh
but you never get close
(impossible)