The Lonely Island (feat. Michael Bolton) Jack Sparrow tabbed by ambient203 Tuning: Standard Capo 3 Awesome song from The Lonely Island and Michael Bolton featured on Saturday Night Live as a digital short. To get the right effect, just pull your finger off the fretboard right after playing the notes and mute the string. This riff plays throughout every verse: e|--5--------------| You can also play e|--8--------------| B|----5-6-3-5------| without the capo: B|----8-9-6-8------| G|------------5-2--| G|------------8-5--| D|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----------------| A|-----------------| E|-----------------| E|-----------------| For the last riff before a chorus, you can play this to lead into it: (the slashes represent a quick slide all the way up the fretboard) e|--5---------5//--| e|--8---------8//--| B|----5-6-3-5------| B|----8-9-6-8------| G|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----------------| A|-----------------| E|-----------------| E|-----------------| Without a capo 3, the chords for the chorus are Cm-Ab-Eb-Bb Enjoy! Verse 1: 0:22-0:57 Boys, lets get to it. Here we go. Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton YEAAAHH! The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now baby roll with us, chicks snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up YEAH Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. Chorus 1: 0:58-1:17 Am F C G THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW Am F C G PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS (What?) Am F C G A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA Am F C G RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE Verse 2: 1:18-1:37 Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! All dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make you feel crazy with the- NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART: Chorus 2: 1:38-1:57 Am F C G FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE (Nooo) Am F C G OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR! Am F C G HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF, THE JESTER OF TORTUGA (Yeah? Uh huh) (oh God) Am F C G BUT IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER, WHAT LIES IN STORE? (Yeah, we've seen the movie) Bridge: 1:58-2:12 Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the front to the back say we count stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM Wait-- Chorus 3: 2:13-3:10 Am F C G LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) Am F C G THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) Am F C G OKAY THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME (Nooo, God) Am F C G THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADING Am F C G THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANA Am F C G CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS (Take it home!) Am F C G GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED Am F C G THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED! Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile YOU COMPLETE ME! Yup, yeah, ok?
