Intro: G5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5

G5
I go down to the ocean
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I take a walk upon your shores
G5
I dig up a big ol' hairy clam
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And then take out the pearl
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Cuz it's a metaphor

G5
I'll marinate your flank steak
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I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
G5
I'll take your little brother to the zoo
          C5             G5
And I'll marinate your flank steak
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Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin
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It's a metaphor for fuckin

G5
I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
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I'll fuck you with my dick
G5
I'll put my magic wand inside your... car
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Then I'll marinate your flank steak
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Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak
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It's a metaphor for flank steak

G5
Flank steak is delicious
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Wish I was eatin it right now
G5
And every time that I see one
      C5               G5
Wanna titty fuck the flank steak
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Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak
            E5                  G5          C5 G5
Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak

G5                  C5
Love is such a mystery