Key: D5 then F5 Intro: Piano: D5 Daug B5 E5 e | -2- | -------0----- | -2-----0------- | -0--0---0---2--0---- | B | -3- | ---3-----3--- | -3--3-----3--2- | -0----3---3-0-----3- | G | -2- | -1---1-----1- | -4------------- | -0----------0------- | D | --- | ------------- | --------------- | -2----------2------- | A | --- | ------------- | --------------- | -------------------- | E | --- | ------------- | --------------- | -------------------- | D5 Daug E5 e | -2- | -------0----- | -2--0h2p0- | B | -3- | ---3-----3--- | -0-------- | G | -2- | -1---1-----1- | -0-------- | D | --- | ------------- | -2-------- | A | --- | ------------- | ---------- | E | --- | ------------- | ---------- | Verse 1: D5 D5 D5 Stood by my missus in the lobby D5 D5 D5 Asked to carry bags of Madame D5 D5 D5 Elevators rush to the sea D5 D5 D5 Rummaged through my coat for the key D5 D5 D5 After tea lounged on the sofa D5 My lady spoke of D5 D5 everyone she knew there D5 She paused Grabbed D5 my wrist Said D5 "Now darling there D5 he is" I looked up D5 My surroundings D5 stirred and smeared Refain 1: Bb5 F5 His eyes calm and distant Bb5 F5 His mouth so severe G5 F5 Though half his age I was C5 I've never been in love Before then Piano: in Refrain Bb5 F5 e | ------------------- | ----15-15-13-17-15-13-15-13- | B | ------------------- | ---------------------------- | G | ------------------- | ---------------------------- | D | -------3---------3- | -3-------------------------- | x2 A | -1--1-----1---1---- | -3-------------------------- | E | ------------------- | -1-------------------------- | G5 F5 C5 e | -10--10--18-18-15-15-17-17- | --------13- | -------------------------22--20- | B | -11--11-------------------- | -10--10---- | -------------------------------- | G | -12--12-------------------- | -10--10---- | ------0-------0-------0--------- | D | -12--12-------------------- | -10--10---- | ----2-------2-------2----------- | A | -10--10-------------------- | --8---8---- | -3-------3-------3-------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------- | -------------------------------- | Chorus: F5 C5 D5 Max you're so distraught F5 C5 D5 Perhaps I'll help you out F5 C5 Your wife was so D5 much more than me F5 C5 D5 But I can be her now F5 C5 D5 I can be her now Verse 2: D5 Rush down the D5 D5 stairs to that man D5 D5 D5 Mr. Summer he nodded his head D5 D5 With laughter in his eyes D5 A smirk followed close behind D5 "We're strangers but I'm D5 D5 sure we should be married" Refrain 2: Bb5 F5 I spoke to my master Bb5 F5 She nodded her head G5 F5 Though I was young and scared C5 With Max standing there We took our first step (Repeat Chorus) Outro: F5 C5 D5 I can be her now