C (x32010@1)           GOne (320003@1)day we're friends forever,
Am (x02210@1)           GNext (320003@1)day we're friends for never,
F (133211@1)               GWho (320003@1)say, you say, we're best friends,
F (133211@1)            GI (320003@1)say, he say, till the end.

C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)             Am (x02210@1)           GOur (320003@1)friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,
           F (133211@1)                EmYou're (022000@1)the icing, you'd be the sponge,
          F (133211@1)          GWhen (320003@1)we're together we become,
C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)           AmA (x02210@1)perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,
          G (320003@1)             FQuite (133211@1)substantial glass of wine,
        Em (022000@1)              FA (133211@1)tasty mint goes down a treat, and helps my 
Gindigestion. (320003@1)
C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)              AmDigest (x02210@1)this factual piece of evidence,
         G (320003@1)               FI'm (133211@1)your butter, you're my toast,
          Em (022000@1)          FThe (133211@1)gravy on my Sunday roast,
                       G-I'm (320003@1)not a fan of your roasts,

CWhat (x32010@1)do you mean?
    G (320003@1)                              AmYou (x02210@1)told me that you liked the one I cooked the other 
day
G-I (320003@1)don't remember
    FYou (133211@1)said you liked the sprouts
Em (022000@1)                   F-I (133211@1)don't know what to say.
                          GThen (320003@1)you should shut your mouth.

C (x32010@1)           GOne (320003@1)day we're friends for ever,
Am (x02210@1)    GGo (320003@1)take some singing lessons
FWhat (133211@1)was that?
Nothing twat.
GYou're (320003@1)a prick
FEat (133211@1)my shit,
No thank you,
   GIt (320003@1)wouldn't be nice.

C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)            AmOur (x02210@1)friendships kind of like a prostitute,
G(How?) (320003@1)           F (133211@1)                  EmQuite (022000@1)worn out, yet still quite fit,
           F (133211@1)                 GQuite (320003@1)nice arse, great pair of tits.

CWell, (x32010@1)that's not relevant,
Isn't it?
C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)                           AmYou're (x02210@1)full of shit, and that what's relevant
Is it?
    GI'm (320003@1)going to have a think,
F (133211@1)        Em (022000@1)                    F (133211@1) Will you tell me what you think of?
GNo. (320003@1)
Play this twice during the rap part:
C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G Am (x02210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G F (133211@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
Enter, uh
One day we're friends, the next we're not,
It's so confusing the why's and what's
What the hell,
I thought we were friends just now,
Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)
We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
Uh uh
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,
Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out 
son,
'coz i'm done

C (x32010@1)           GOne (320003@1)day we're born together (one day we're born)
Am (x02210@1)          GNext (320003@1)day it's stormy weather (next day we're torn)
F (133211@1)              GWho (320003@1)say, you say we're not friends
F (133211@1)            GI (320003@1)say, he say, fuck you bender

C (x32010@1)         GOne (320003@1)day i'm your blood brother,
Am (x02210@1)          GNext (320003@1)day its, fuck your mother
F (133211@1)                          G-no (320003@1)offence, tell your mum I think she's quite nice, 
        F (133211@1)               Gthat (320003@1)particular dig was directed at you and not your 
Cmother. (x32010@1)
My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till 
dad went out to get some more milk.
He never did come back...